I just tripped over my own two feet while turning around in the shower, fell out of the tub, onto the floor, and I think my hip is bruised (or will be). WTF? Am I that girl? Really? REALLY??
Ugh. I can't even shower properly. I'm less klutzy when I'm drunk, and some of us know how bad that can be.
Also, someone at work has scabies. Who the hell gets scabies? I laughed. Karma is probably going to bite me in the ass and give me scabies just for laughing. Ick. I feel itchy just thinking about it. Boo for scabies outbreak at work.
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